so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Bless your soul
"you’re so full of yourself" shit he’s onto us! *dozens of tiny me’s abandon their control desks in my head to crowd in the escape pod and eject into the atmosphere as my empty carcass falls to the ground*
'what is happiness to you?'
this gif of a toucan going down the stairs